So here you are, continuing your studies to become the most extraordinary and funniest dad! Welcome, we’ve got your back. We have some awesome jokes that will help you to achieve your goals. And “No one will know” the secret to your success! (whispers and winks!).
The list of some awesome jokes to make you the funniest daddy in the group. These cheesy, corny jokes will make your kids, and their friends laugh their hearts out. Making your kid laugh is also a subtle way to bond with them. While the Mama Bear becomes the strict queen, why don’t you try to be Mr. Funny Bones of your family?
Crack the jokes, and the one that receives the most fun reaction, get it printed on dad joke shirts so that your kids can flaunt their funny daddies!
Funny Daddy Jokes
Do you like hyenas? If yes, you will love your kids after cracking these jokes.
- How do the ocean and the beach greet each other? Not much, they wave!
- Do you know the favorite holiday destination for fruits? It Pear-is!
- What will you call a factory that makes okay-ish products? A Satisfactory!
- Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they would fly over the bay, we would call them bagels!
- What will you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows!
- This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must die to get in there!
- Why was the maths book sad? Because it had too many problems in it?
- I was addicted to soaps, but I’m clean now.
- Do you know which country’s capital is growing the fastest? It’s from Ireland because it’s Dublin!
- Have you ever tried a fog? I tried yesterday, but I Mist it!
- Do you know why I was fired from a canned juice company? Because I could not concentrate.
- I’m on a seafood diet! I see food, and I eat it.
- Why did a scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in the field.
- Once I made a pencil that had two erasers. The whole thing was pointless.
- Do you know the guy who invented the “knock-knock” joke? He just won a “no-bell” prize.
- Do you know the best thing about a book that is about antigravity? You will not be able to put it down.
- What will you call a French man wearing a flip-flop? Phillipe Flop.
- Recently I’ve been getting sick only on the weekends. I must have a weekend immune system.
- What are the strongest days of all? Saturdays and Sundays. All the other days are weekdays.
- I was raised as an only child. I don’t know why it annoyed my brother so much!
- What will the buffaloe say to his son while dropping him off at school? Bison!
- A son tells his father that he has got an imaginary girlfriend. The father said, “You could have done a lot better.” The son smiled and thanked his dad. The dad said, “Shut up! I was talking to your girlfriend”.
- I was lucky that I was not close to my father when he died because he stepped on a landmine.
- An interviewer asked me the other day if I could perform under pressure. I said no and that I could perform Bohemia Rhapsody.
- What is a beehive called that has no exits? Un-be-lievabe!
- What will a baby computer call his father? Data!
- Did you know it’s much cheaper to host a party at the haunted house? Because ghosts bring all the boos.
- Do you know why Han Solo didn’t join the steak dinner party? Because it was Chewie.
- Here is only one thing in the entire world that I can not deal with- a deck of cards glued together.
- Past, present and future walked into the bar. The situation became tense!
- I need to sell the vacuum cleaner, it is gathering dust.
- What will you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi!
- What is the favorite ship of a vampire? A blood vessel.
- Barbers! You have to take your hat off for them.
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cow says…
Caw says, who?
No, a cow says mwooo…
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii, who?
I’m good, Hawaii you?
- What to call a fish who wears a tie? Sophisticated.
- Where do you send a boat when they are sick? The boat doc!
- I do not trust those trees, and they look kind of shady!
- Does a squirrel often stalk you? Maybe you are nuts!
- Your mom claims that I have no sense of direction. So I’ve decided to pack my bags and right!
- What does a Taco say before praying? Lettuce pray!
- What will call a snowman have a panic attack? He’s having a meltdown!
- I’ve got a great joke about construction, but it needs some building up!
- What can not you hear a psychiatrist when they go to the bathroom? Because the “p” is silent!
- They charged me extra for the air conditioning. That is not at all cool!
- The first french fries were not cooked in France, and they were cooked in Greece!
- Did you know why Y broke up with Z? Z was obsessed with her X!
- Once I was running a chicken dating business. But it went down as I could not make the hens meet!
- If you see a bundle of hay in the Church, what will you call it? Christia Bale!
- Why is it not a good idea to eat a clock? Because it’s time-consuming!
Conclusion
You are a great father if you are finding ways to make your kids laugh and have a good family tie! Great parenting is done when a person finds ways to make things in their family positive. Hope these jokes will knock everyone’s socks off by laughing. But before signing off..
Knock knock…
Who there?
Toodle…
Toodle who?
Bye, bye!
